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"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Healthcare Reform.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Annexe 8

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Consortia set to take over

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Parenting Wonks

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."

'Don't worry, I'll do all I can for you until your health insurance cancels you for getting sick.'

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

Europe has too few vaccines