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'Why are they complaining...QOF seems to be working perfectly.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

Annexe 8

Consortia set to take over

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Parenting Wonks

Benchwarmer.

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

Malpractice Problems