Policy Aficionado Prints

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

Parenting Wonks

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

"I'm voting for Clinton because he's the only candidate who tries to speak to young people."

'...You must sign my petition, Eleanor...It simply states that you want to change a few silly rules, so Arnold can be president...He might take his shirt off during press conferences...'

'Better safe than sorry Miss Jones.'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

Illegal Immigrants

Biden infrastructure plan.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

That's What Happens

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Legalish

social services cuts

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Backstabber Express: Trump

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'