Agricultural Policy Aficionado Gifts

"...and here I was...only just getting used to being paid for NOT doing things."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

social services cuts

'Shuck me.'

Backstabber Express: Trump

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."