Farm Policy Nerd Gifts

Farmers on thin ice with the farm bill.

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Mario Draghi

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'The recession is over, again.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Tariffs"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

From Street Walker to Call Girl

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Our 4 Branches of Government

Arrest Them Later

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

EU - Constitution

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Victim of Sequestration!

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

Weapons Ban

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Europe has too few vaccines

'Just a minute!'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

This one needs re-booting!