Farm Policy Nerd Pillows

Farmers on thin ice with the farm bill.

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Mario Draghi

'The recession is over, again.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Tariffs"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Tree of Public Opinion.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

EU - Constitution

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Victim of Sequestration!

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

Weapons Ban

Europe has too few vaccines

'Okay - Who built this site?'

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'Just a minute!'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

This one needs re-booting!

Defense Spending.