Economic Policy Nerd Gifts

ChairWOman of the Federal Reserve.

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

Mario Draghi

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Loan Alley

'The recession is over, again.'

"Tariffs"

Trump Tariffs

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

Arrest Them Later

US Deficit

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

The Trickledown Effect

Euro Discobolus

'It's a retrospective of Bernanke's most obtuse economic jargon...'

Our 4 Branches of Government

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

EU - Constitution

'...And then I adjusted for inflation.'

Nato

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing

Victim of Sequestration!

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

Bank of England Base Rates.

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'

Weapons Ban

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

'Last night I dreamt I died and went to Heaven. But the light at the end of the tunnel was turned off due to budget cuts.'

Rising Oil Prices.

"Well, I'm sure that Alan Greenspan's mother is very proud."