Economic Policy Enthusiast Gifts

Bank Bonus Cap Ban

"Tariffs"

Trump Hitting Uncle Sam On The Head With Tariffs Club

The bailed-out and the not

Disraeli Flings Dirt at Aberdeen's Peelite Ministry

'As a bank we like to have a flexible loan strategy...'

"When we give you more money, cut back on government spending, give less to the poor, do you promise to spend money, make jobs and take care of the little chickens?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

"As far as job retention is concerned with government has done a great job with mine."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Annual profits,

The economy.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

G7 Summit Concern

Loan Alley

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Economy - USA.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'