Policy Nerd Gifts

"Could I read that article on trickle down after you've finished with it, sir?"

EU - Constitution

ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'

Judge as bomb...injustice.

Defense Spending.

Popular audit

Flip and Flop

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Victim of Sequestration!

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Holiday Returns

Political Leanings of Labour, the Tories, the Lib Dems and Independents as demonstrated on a bookcase.

'We need the health care issue addressed now! Preventative medicine lower costs, health care for the poor - homeless, uninsured. . . low cost health care for everyone.'

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

Uncle Sam Cutting USAID Strings From Fingers

'The recession is over, again.'

Weapons Ban

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

'They're a new set of Government targets, benefit claimants!'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"National security adviser"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Obama Healthcare.