Agro-economics Aficionado Gifts

'Frankly, Jones, I couldn't care less whether milk production is up or down.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Will work for ETFs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

Business News.

'Shuck me.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Runner Bean...

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'