Agro-economics Aficionado Gifts

'Frankly, Jones, I couldn't care less whether milk production is up or down.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Will work for ETFs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Business News.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Runner Bean...

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."