Agribusiness Aficionado Gifts

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

'Thank heavens we became Tesco shareholders! Now we can afford to give up farming.'

Speculators and Food Production

Low Prices in Agri-Business

Corn Prices

Two grain silos: One 'For Us' and one 'For taxes, bad weather.'

"You should have about the success as last year."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'