Agricultural Policy Maker T-Shirts

'A flower bed isn't enough --You have to own a farm before we can pay you for not growing things.'

'It's the latest government farming policy.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"RFK Jr. demands transparency of food supply, FDA traces source of corned beef and cabbage."

'We need a new farm program, Your Majesty -- the grain in Spain is going down the drain.'

GOP Debate: 'What About the Farmer?'

'To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds.'

Trump. Bad weather. US farmer

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

View to the Future

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Think Tank

Economy