Agricultural Assessor Mugs

...and your accessibility leaves a lot to be desired!

Garden.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

GMOs

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Desk of an urban farm manager

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

The History of GM Food

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

Human population Train.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."