Agricultural Commissioner T-Shirts

'Friends, I've followed the furrow and fertilized the fields - in short, I know farming!'

View to the Future

Garden.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Cow Pat Planning

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Rural Cityscape

Human population Train.

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space