Agricultural Technologist Gifts

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

Smart Tech in Farming

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Okay, dig that one up!

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Who knew grass migrates?

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."