Agricultural Technologist Gifts

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

Smart Tech in Farming

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Okay, dig that one up!

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Who knew grass migrates?

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!