Agriculture Techie Gifts

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Garden.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Okay, dig that one up!

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Biodiversity

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Alien crapload

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Snail trap

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Some genetically engineered pig

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

World hunger

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Illuminating agricultural production