Agri-comedy Admirer Gifts

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Raptures

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

Ancient Farming Practises.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Tractor Art

Don't play with your food!

They're Brazillian!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

GM Scarecrow