Agriculture Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Food fight!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

They're Brazillian!

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

For the new gardener.

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

Groucho Chicken

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

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