Agricultural Satirist Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the agricultural satirist in your life? These creatively designed products blend farm-themed satire with clever visuals, appealing to those who appreciate satire and agriculture alike. Whether they’re a hobbyist, a professional, or simply a lover of farm life with a sharp sense of humor, you'll find something that tickles their funny bone. Celebrate their unique blend of interests with a gift that’s both amusing and thoughtful, ideal for inspiring smiles and good-natured laughs.

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Production in times of pandemic

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A sure sign of rain

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'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.' mockup

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

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Scarecrows guarding a field

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'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!' mockup

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

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'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?' mockup

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

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"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!" mockup

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

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"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..." mockup

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

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'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.' mockup

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

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'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?' mockup

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

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A Tongue Stud.

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'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.' mockup

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

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'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?' mockup

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

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'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!' mockup

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

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They're Brazillian!

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"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather." mockup

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

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"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods." mockup

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

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Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale. mockup

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

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'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

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'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?' mockup

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

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'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,' mockup

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

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'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!' mockup

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

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'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.' mockup

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

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Early Ram Raids

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"We're raising them for turkey bacon." mockup

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

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Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra. mockup

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

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'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.' mockup

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

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'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?' mockup

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

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"Oh no. Not the niblets."

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"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking." mockup

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

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"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!" mockup

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

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"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

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