Agriculture Satire Enthusiast Pillows

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Food fight!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

They're Brazillian!

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

For the new gardener.

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

Production in times of pandemic

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Pork Sausage.

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."