Agriculture Humor Lover Pillows

'Now don't tell me what I did wrong, let me guess.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Milking the Cow.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

They're Brazillian!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."