Agriculture Humor Lover Pillows

'Now don't tell me what I did wrong, let me guess.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

They're Brazillian!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."