Agriculture Joke Lover Pillows

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

They're Brazillian!

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"