Agriculture Joke Lover Mugs

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

They're Brazillian!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."