Farming Humor Lover Pillows

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

Cow Pat Planning

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Is that a new watch?"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Peripheral vision cow

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

Production in times of pandemic