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'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

Planting by the Moon.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'He's all eyes!'

urban agriculture

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Tractor Art

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Dept. de Philosophie

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Learning.

Farmer using a photo editing program

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Where steel wool comes from.

Beet Poet