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Agricultural Psychology

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Cow outboard engine

The Farmer Sutra.

Your Country Needs MOO!

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Dept. de Philosophie

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."