Mindful Farmer Pillows

Agricultural Psychology

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Cow outboard engine

The Farmer Sutra.

Dept. de Philosophie

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Learning.

I lactate, therefore I am.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

Is there life after digestion?

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.