Visionary Gardener T-Shirts

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Yardless: Please help

Sale! Weed Whackers

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Okay, dig that one up!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Gardening new year's plans

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Jacques Lacan

Snail trap

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

The Farmer Sutra.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Gardener of the Year.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Priest watering his wings.

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Botanical violinist

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Solar powered sundial