Visionary Gardener T-Shirts

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Yardless: Please help

Sale! Weed Whackers

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Okay, dig that one up!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Gardening new year's plans

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

The Farmer Sutra.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Snail trap

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Gardener of the Year.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Priest watering his wings.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Botanical violinist

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

Solar powered sundial

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'