Career Change To Farming T-Shirts

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

The Hen House Office

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Important Food Groups

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Caged Businessman

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Cow Pilot.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The stuff of Legend.

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Biotechnology in agriculture

Cage-free eggs.

Rooster

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

'Any awards or honors?'

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Scrooge McCow

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."