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'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Mom said I could do my own packing, no strings attached, and then asked if I had remembered my floss."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"Always be prepared."

"Harold! Are you awake? I think you've left your torch on."

Does it Rain at Camp?

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"Mine's camper."

Marshmallows

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'