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Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Italia tours

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Be open to help.

Mass Travel

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

The Airport.

Western Outfitters.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mad For It

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Are we there yet?'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."