Trip Departure Gifts

Flight seats.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

Be open to help.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mass Travel

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"My feet are cold."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

A Giant at the Airport.

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.