Departure Gifts

"Wait! You can’t leave ... who am I going to blame stuff on?!"

"Enough with the drama."

'Doesn't she realize how ugly our species looks when we are pressed against glass?'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The fate of the emigrant

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Zoo.

Flags

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens