Departure T-Shirts

"Wait! You can’t leave ... who am I going to blame stuff on?!"

"Enough with the drama."

'Doesn't she realize how ugly our species looks when we are pressed against glass?'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Showbiz Awards

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Zoo.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Flags

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Holiday time.