Arrival T-Shirts

"Just be yourself."

The Computer Bore

"His first out-of-body experience."

Carefree luggage.

Swinging on a star.

'The child is very illogical'

"Hi-yah!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Friday

Lamb Noise.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Botany Baby!

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Baby Screen Time

"We have the exact same taste."