Arriving Home T-Shirts

Tall, dark & handsome.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

LAY ZEE FUK

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

Gardener

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Candle Portraits.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Getting to Know You

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Get... a-nother room!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'