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"I can't wait to get home, run around outside, and finally eat some fresh food."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Did you miss me?

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

The journey's end

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"You'll have to fetch your own slippers. The dog resigned."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"It's been a stressful school year."

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

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Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'