Returning Home T-Shirts

Welcome Back!

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

'With the kids back home and unemployed, it's hard to believe I ever suffered from empty nest syndrome.'

Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'

"Daddy, I want to come home."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Welcome Home!

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

Homeward Bound

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'

Did you miss me?

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

Convict returning home - "Mom, dad's home from his top secret mission overseas."

'We do look forward to your return, the privet it as its best just now.'

'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'

The journey's end

Coming Home

Right Here

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

A man rushes towards photos of his family

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'