Arrival Gifts

"We're here."

"Just be yourself."

The Computer Bore

"His first out-of-body experience."

Carefree luggage.

Swinging on a star.

'The child is very illogical'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Hi-yah!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Back to work...

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Botany Baby!

Lamb Noise.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Friday

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Baby Screen Time

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"We have the exact same taste."