City Departure T-Shirts

Leaving New York

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

King Kongs first christmas

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Sick Building Syndrome

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Can't even hold signs well.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Party Time!

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Doubledecker bus stop

"My feet are cold."

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

From Here You Can See Bugger All