City T-Shirts

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Love linked

No Immediate Danger

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hoodie Hang-out

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Saxophone Player.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Serenading

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

King Kongs first christmas

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

A man looks up at the earth

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)