City Watching T-Shirts

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

King Kongs first christmas

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Domestic Spying Drones

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

The world of surveillance.

The successful rubbernecker...

Netsukes of New York.

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Robinia Floribunda

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

'From up here they look like us.'

Apartment construction.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."