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"Roger. Run to the window, quick. You gotta see something. Oh, wait, never mind. It's gone now. You still there, Roger?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Domestic Spying Drones

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The world of surveillance.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Which One is Pulling Out?

Suburban street.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Audit of Losses

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'From up here they look like us.'

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."