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"I love how people look like us from up here!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Before the riots/after the riots

Dog says hi to a cat.

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

The world of surveillance.

The successful rubbernecker...

Suburban street.

Which One is Pulling Out?

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Audit of Losses

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'From up here they look like us.'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."