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"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Beaver tower

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground