City Bird Watcher T-Shirts

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do me next."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Polluted geese

Cat in a tank...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Duck Hunt

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"