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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

The successful rubbernecker...

The Kraken

Abdullah Debate

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

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Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

Vladimir Putin

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'My dad says in November, the campaign will be history. That's all we need. More history.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

Taking Out The Trash

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

No 10-1984

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

"What the labor-relations board doesn't know won't hurt it."