City Council Member T-Shirts

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'As responsible city council members, we must always promote open dialogue and transparency.'

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

As mayor, I'd like everyone to know my door is always open. My first order of business is to address the vandalism problem.

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

"Hi - I'm from the city's self-actualization department."

Jennifer Roberts compromises on non-discrimination ordinance.

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

"Look, it definitely says on the sign that we're over there."

Housing shortages

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"Whose idea was it to defund the sanitation department?"

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"