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"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Danger Falling Leaves

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Sinalization.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"They're spelt differently!"

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Power corrupts: McDonalds.

Tombola Winner

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

SF NO

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape