Local Council Officer Mugs

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

"Who's got the hammer?"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Danger Falling Leaves

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"They're spelt differently!"

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Sinalization.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Tombola Winner

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.